K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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