just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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