My room smells like vodka and shame
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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