He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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