Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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