So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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