It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Randomize
