Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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