it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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