return my video game
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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