you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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