why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
