I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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