Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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