I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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