They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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