Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
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