her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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