I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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