you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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