Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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