I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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