I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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