Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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