Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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