so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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