yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I am available for nakedness
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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