i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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