Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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