do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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