fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Randomize
