puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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