Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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