Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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