Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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