he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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