SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Can I color on your dick again?
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
