is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Do you still have your period?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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