is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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