is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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