It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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