Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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