Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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