i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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