So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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