Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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