Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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