Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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