i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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