When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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